now or to have your understanding and acceptance of yourself brought back to its original state of confusion that an application to either the Queen or her Waiting Lady (it will probably be a long time) will result in almost instant response on their part or at least as soon as they can get around to it—with all the problems at court you know.

So to those of you who, having heeded the warning to "BEWARE” are about to cast your fortunes with the "QUEEN” may I give you my hypocritical farewell embrace and wish you well (And God help you!!) For the rest of you foolish, misguided, mistreated and stubborn readers that cannot see damnation and catastrophe when it is right in front of you and who wish to foolishly plod right along with me to your own destruction, I'll be back next issue, same time, same station. So till then this is 60 for tonight (30 and 30, I'm a dual personality you know) over Station WVP-TV.

Serious note: Normally I don't dignify attacks on me by giving them space, but the quotation given seemed so ridiculous and amusing to me that I was impelled to write the above. It may have given you a chuckle, I hope so. I got some fun out of writing it. It will undoubtedly provoke a reply but that will be the end of it. You will not again read the names of either of these people in these pages nor see further discussions of their activities. I don't want to waste more space nor dignify any further outpourings on their parts by a response. I stand on my efforts of the last 10 years and no comments, opinions, or attitudes on the parts of these or any other persons will change the results that Fran and I, TRANSVESTIA and FPE have achieved. I hope you feel the same.

Sincerely,

Your hypocritical (and dangerous) Editor, Virginia

INEZSQUIB:

There was a young TV from Kent,

Who gave up dressing for lent.

With the advent of Easter,

He padded his kiester,

And getting all dressed, was hell bent.

45